Being one of the most sinister and grotesque reality shows in existence, reality shows to watch if you like Big Brother. The show is in a world of its own as it pits two best friends against each other in bizarre competitions.
As the loser of each competition has to suffer a humiliation thought up by the other guy, Kenny and Spenny do everything they possibly can to win. As they go to unbelievable and maniacal lengths to beat each other in ridiculous competitions, it has led to some of the funniest episodes on TV.
Who Can Be Tied To A Goat The Longest (8.3)
When it comes to competitions in the show, they range from plain and simple to the outright absurd, and there are no prizes for guessing which way the pendulum swings on this one.
In this competition, Spenny tries to bond with his goat, only for it to urinate and defecate within seconds. Meanwhile, Kenny, being the evil genius that he is, is attached to the goat with a rope that is about 20 feet long, making it undeniably easier for him.
Who Will Use Their Arms First? (8.3)
This competition sees Kenny at his most absolute evil. As Spenny agrees to a rule that allows an appendage attached to their bodies to be used, Kenny hires a dwarf and attaches him to his chest. From that point on, Kenny and his new partner antagonize and annoy Spenny, trying to get him to use his arms. The two eventually drop Spenny’s guitar from the second floor of the house, which leads to Spenny using his arms to catch it.
Who Can Live In A Van The Longest? (8.3)
Being a Canadian production—though that's not exactly common knowledge—the two best friends travel around Toronto in one of the production vans together.
Spenny takes the front of the van, being the only one allowed to drive, and Kenny takes the entirety of the back of the van which he has decked out into a full-blown lounge with a bed, a television, and even a stove. It’s so comfortable that he even invites a date into the van.
First Guy To Get A Boner Loses (8.5)
As the two constantly tease each other by calling each other gay, which is one of the many jokes that have aged poorly, they constantly try to arouse one another using themselves.
When that clearly fails, Spenny even uses his attractive cousin to try and seduce Kenny, but that fails, too. In the end, they each choose a lap dancer for the other person, with Kenny choosing a male stripper for Spenny.
Who Can Eat More Meat? (8.5)
There are a lot of giveaways that some of the show might be faked, which is one of the hidden details that everyone completely missed, but there was nothing fake about this episode, which might just be the most disgusting thing ever aired on TV.
As Spenny opts to eat mostly cooked chicken and turkey in what can only be seen as some kind of strange power move, Kenny eats only raw meat, going so far as to blend a bunch of different meats together into a thick paste, which he drinks straight from the blender.
Who Can Commit The Most Crime? (8.5)
As Kenny seemingly commits a crime in every episode without even thinking about it, it’s almost as if this competition was created just so Kenny could win.
Needless to say, Spenny’s efforts fail in comparison, as he gets drunk and starts acting like an imbecile in the middle of the street, assuming that he’s ively committing crimes. However, in a shocking turn of events, Kenny was fined by the police, disqualifying him and leading to one of Spenny’s few wins.
Who Can Drink More Beer? (8.7)
Being one of Kenny’s cleverer cheats, the prankster switches his crates of beer for non-alcoholic beer that’s made by the same brand. Spenny is none the wiser, leading Kenny to have to pretend he’s drunk for the whole competition, and the first person to throw up loses.
To Spenny’s credit, given all the beer that he drank, he never threw up. But, when Spenny was ed out, Kenny threw up over him, and then acted as if it was Spenny’s vomit.
Who Can Wear A Dead Octopus On Their Head The Longest? (8.8)
In possibly the strangest competition they ever took part in, the episode is somehow unimaginably stranger. As they each collect a dead octopus from the market, Kenny secretly drugs Spenny with LSD and then tells him that if an octopus touches the skin for too long, it’ll cause hallucinations.
Spenny ends up sitting outside in the rain covered in his own feces, and, after all that, he was still forced to do a humiliation.
Who Can Imitate The Other Guy Better? (8.9)
This is one of the competitions that went most off the rails, as the two of them ended up dres like each other and assassinating each other’s characters, but it was hilarious, and some of the things they said to each other would give Dr. Cox’s best insults a run for their money. The peak of the episode came when Kenny, in character as Spenny, started eating feces from the toilet while singing about his grandfather.
Who Can Blow The Biggest Fart (9.0)
It’s a testament to the type of humor of Kenny vs. Spenny when the best episode of all 88 of them is “Who Can Blow The Biggest Fart.”
In the episode, the pair are given devices that monitor how much gas is in each fart. Kenny invited his mother over to the household to make her “famous Hotz chilli,” and, knowing that Spenny would try to get his hands on it, Kenny filled the pot with flatulence-reducing powder.