OMG. Dave needs to marry his sister. She’s clearly the only woman for him. What a couple of losers. She’s probably as miserable in her private life as she’s making Dave. Twisted.

OMG. Dave needs to marry his sister. She’s clearly the only woman for him. What a couple of losers. She’s probably as miserable in her private life as she’s making Dave. Twisted.

I swear to God, if Sandy touches her hair one more time, I’m gonna snatch her bald headed. Girl, it’s not like it’s model hair. It’s thin and stringy with a bad cut and you keep calling attention to it by touching it every two seconds.