....why. WHY in the name of the ancients are you EXPLAINING a ONE PAGE cartoon? That is fairly self-evident? Are you THAT lacking for content? I can't believe I wasted 3 minutes overlooking this ridiculous article. If people are that stupid, well, it's either the times, or they are americans, and either way, no amount of explanation will get through thick skulls if they seriously can't understand what they're looking at when its a FAR SIDE comic. You get paid for this? I need to start writing articles if you get paid for claptrap.